April 2011
19 posts
t-minus one
don’t overthink just keep going tomorrow’s it then you’re 22 - then what?
just keep going.
“being talented is not a prerequisite for being a good person”
– the moral of the story
THANKS, HBO2
Biggest thing I learned today: the bad wedding singer from The Hangover is the same awful wedding singer from Old School.
VDAY PSA
DON’T JUDGE A GIRL BASED ON HER SEXUAL PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE - YOU DON’T KNOW.
Feel free to follow these 8 easy steps, Tumblr.
Go here.
Google their organization and read up on their protests of military funerals, Elizabeth Edwards, Matthew Shepard, and other generalized un-biased hatred based on a severe misreading of the Bible and its subsequent inappropriate use as an instruction manual rather than it’s more common use: 50% sacred scripture, 50% periodical.
Evaluate whether hate speech falls under the category...
public magnet performing arts middle school
(noun): ‘SCUSE ME. WHAT. WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS BUSY HATING MYSELF FROM AGES 11-14? WHAT.
Used in a sentence: I attended a dance recital at a public magnet performing arts middle school to support the children who were in grapes of wrath with me… WHAT.
NEO-NAP NIGHTMARE
THIS IS ALL A REPORTING FROM MY NAPDREAMNIGHTMARE. NONE OF THIS IS REAL
There was this neo-alum who I remembered from training and my first go-around with tmlmtbgb. His name was either Chris or Michael, but he was a larger Hispanic-Black man who was really tight with Borg. This ChrisMike was awesome and had a polysyllabic last name that started with a C. He dyed his hair crazy colors on a whim...
55 degrees
a) how cold it is outside
b) how cold it is in my house
c) all of the above
d) not ok
GOOD NEWS OF MY DAY
The 6th grade girls who were cast in the Grapes of Wrath called me from their Grapes reunion with each other. They wanted to say hi and to make sure that I was coming to their school show in May. These kids are the coolest and I had to cut the phone call short because I was going to see a cabaret at school. These kids made my day.
March 2011
30 posts
EXHAUSTION
Poem for our V-Day directors, jigsawed together...
The love of the heart poured from above, Flowed into our lives without warning. Inspiration forming at the core of everything, Caught in the commas of your sentences. Came swimming like a supernova, Now still enough to hear the sound Of one heart beating, red: Linked to the lives of all the People we cannot imagine, Feelings we cannot fathom. And even then, it would take All the Earth’s...
“Thou shalt love your Vagina deeply and with reverence. It is the doorway through...”
– BadMimi
CHAN'S AMERICAN TO DO LIST
coordinate with designers/board ops/house managers/td’s for vday
review the follow up report for vday
off book for nephilidia
off book for three sets of sides
off book for a fourth set
print and staple 50 resumes to 50 headshots
don’t spend any more of your f*cking money
love life
try to breathe
write a paper on push by sapphire
shop/borrow for showcase clothes
get less...
things i will do for $75
elective standardized testing in the morning, before matinee call time
Notes: aliee, this is what happens.
“LOVED your line! are u in the 2nd act?”
– text messages from my mother regarding my only line in the show on today, my opening night in the kasser &my last show in college
what i learned about being a parent today...
Kyle: Do you have a kid in the show anymore?
Me: No.
Kyle: I thought you had a baby.
Me: No, we got rid of it.
Kyle: Did it die?
Me: uh...
Kyle: Did you kill it?
Me: No, we just aren't using it in the show.
Kyle: It's dead. Did... you crack it's head open and eat it's brains?...
Me: You're pretty morbid.
Kyle: ...with a shovel?
Me: Yeah. You know how an egg cracks open and the yolk just falls out and then you make scrambled eggs?
Kyle: Yeah.
Me: Like that. Then I made a sandwich.
Kyle: Oh.
what i did in tech
redesigned my business cards
designed a post card (which is really pretty)
tweaked my website
searched website hosting rates, decided they were way too expensive, then contemplated the importance of a website
knit a baby blanket. it’s 70st across and I got around 4 inches done
wrote work related e-mails
invented a country with an awesome 6th grader for her homework
introduced titus...
“It’s terrible to try to seduce someone on ideological grounds.”
– Anne Koedt, from an article in my women’s studies textbook, also categorized under “things i read a senior that should have been included in extended form as a lecture in freshman seminar.”
